Newest Devotee of The Jonny

There are many reason that I have recently declared my love of all things Jonny. It has nothing to do with being brainwashed, drugged and forced. It has everything to do with the all encompassing grandness of the legend named Jonny Opinion. Let me show you, in list form, the reasons I believe Jonny should be ruler of the world:

1.) Through the magic of webcam, one can watch Jonny giggle like a school girl every time he types something insulting.

2.) He is not afraid to ignore your e-mails completely and then blame you for his doing so.

3.) He is brave enough to debunk stereotypes of his country while at the same time creating completely new ones.

4.) His hatred for the flippant use of the word random should win him kudos.

5.) But instead he should just get in the fridge and let people use the word the way they want.

6.) After all, he isn't King.

7.) But he totally should be.

8.) His total inability to accept the fact that just because two people live in the same state does not mean they are neighbors.

9.) He believes Americans to be strange. Coming from him, this is a compliment.

10.) He understands and celebrates the comic value of the fart.

11.) Even his off hand comments are genius in their philosophical meaning.

12.) He does not overuse the word bloody.

13.) For an English man, he knows nothing about other Englishmen who are well known in America.

14.) He will deny until his dying day that he has a dusty phone.

15.) Tiger costume.

16.) He will make an A-Z list of any category you throw at him.

17.) If he is in the mood.

18.) He will probably not care that

19.) I am ending this list with an odd number.