Reasons #90 - 101

11 things funner than email

"Hard as it is to believe that there are things in life more fun than email."

Name eleven.


"Eleven things more fun than email...?"


Yes. Go.

"1. bathing in lemonade
"2. eating chocolate spread/peanut butter/jam straight from the jar with your fingers.
"3. running around in the garden, giggling.
"4. jumping up and down on the bed, giggling.
"5. tieing people's shoelaces together.
"6. answering the phone by shouting "WHAT?!!!!!"
"7. mashing up bananas with your fingers.
"8. watching television while drunk.
"9. making noise and/or music/singing.
"10. smoking a cigarette really early in the morning before anybody else is awake, and feeling peaceful
"11. running away from clingfilm."


You see? He's fabulous.